The Doctor is in!
This John Lennon fellow I keep seeing all over the internet and television, it needs to stop. Now! He is a dead British fool. Who was part of a stupid little band that was supposed to be amazing, but in the end they were just high out of their minds. But of course that doesn’t make them a terrible band it was the lack of pleasure, the pure lack of emotion they had during their songs. It was this lack of emotion that drives me crazy and this is why I did what had to be done. Sickening people like this John Lennon person as well as others like Kurt Cobain and my latest experiments on Soulja boy. I used my very first mind washing helmet on John Lennon’s killer, Mark David Chapman. I twisted his brain till he saw his hero as the one man standing in his way and I gave him a copy of Catcher in the Rye and told him it was his statement. He followed through like a good little puppet. He took the blame for my misdeeds and I was finally rid of that god awful band forever, no reunion tours, no comeback albums nothing! I crushed the Beatles! As for Cobain, that is a completely different story. And Elvis well let’s just say the king isn’t completely dead, frozen head not completely dead but yet again that is a different story for another day.
Fuck the Beatles! Except “I am the Walrus”. Till next time.
The Doctor is out.
